I just watched my dog chase his tail for 5 minutes and thought “WOW, dogs are easily entertained.”
Then I realized… I just watched a dog chase his tail for 5 minutes.

I’m so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.

Rabbits jump and live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years….

Multitasking = Screwing up several things at once

One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.

Paulo Coelho

Strive for continuous improvement, instead of perfection.

Kim Collins

Have No Fear Of Perfection – You’ll Never Reach It.

Salvador Dali